Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
You can't just leave with hair like that
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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