Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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