Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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