with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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