Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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