what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
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