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I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
This gyro tastes like lonliness
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Damn victory sex feels great
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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