i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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