awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Its about making memories worth repressing
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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