Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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