You really coming over, don't trick.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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