OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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