My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
