I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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