Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
A+ Viking dick
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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