My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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