I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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