i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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