so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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