Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
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