He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
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