I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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