The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
You were trust falling into bushes
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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