Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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