Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
