I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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