thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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