that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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