You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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