Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Is it penis luge time yet?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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