batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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