the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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