I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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