On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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