I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
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