I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he thought i was a dude.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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