I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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