we're blogging at a bar
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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