hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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