Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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