i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I don't think brook has ever known best
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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