He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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