gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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