Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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