he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
You did what with his pubic hair?
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