He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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