your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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