Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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