I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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