I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
