Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
