He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
only if we run a train.
done.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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