So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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