Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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