This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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