I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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