I have demons in me.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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