im six kinds of drunk right now
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
is it fun? or sober?
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