ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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