I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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