wake up i wanna do it froggy style
he shaved USA in his pubs
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
The Olympian is in my bed
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